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The armpit of doom, funny poems for kids, Kenn Nesbitt ; illustrations by Rafael Domingos

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The armpit of doom

Kenn Nesbitt ; illustrations by Rafael Domingos

funny poems for kids

A collection of seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and more

The armpit of doom -- Please don't read this poem -- My brother's not a werewolf -- My pet germs -- My parents sent me to the store -- Our teacher sings the Beatles -- Mr. Brown the circus clown -- On the thirty-third of Januaugust -- Happy Birthday -- I'm practically perfect -- That explains it! -- Electronic Christmas -- Broccoli for breakfast -- Octoproblem -- Gilman Glum -- Bubble wrap, bubble wrap -- When Frankenstein was just a kid -- I never want to go to bed -- Digging for diamonds -- The tall tale of shorty small -- I'll never -- The toughest pastry maker -- I'm thankful for turkey -- Pany P. Petunia -- It'sfuntoleavethespacesout -- I knew a guy -- To learn to juggle prickly pears -- The bagel bird -- Benjamin plays bass guitar -- Melvin the mummy -- I grew a foot this summer -- Bouncing off the windows -- When Larry made lasagna -- I'm growing a truck in the garden -- I raised my hand in class -- Nathaniel Naste -- I wrote an awful poem -- For my brother, on his birthday -- Rudy tude -- Riding a rainbow -- I ran for the chapstick -- Computer boot -- My pig won't let me watch TV --Halloween is nearly here -- Nimrod Nero, Superhero -- I tried to catch a snowflake -- Bloome the human boomerang -- I'm clever whenever -- My birthday's on St. Patrick's Day -- I'm not afraid of the dark -- Breakfast in bed -- I listen to my chicken -- Auntie Gravity -- My mother was a hippy --The man from Timbuktu -- I dreamed that there were dragons -- How did you get so mean? -- Belinda Brooks -- Brand new shoes -- A Reindeer for Christmas -- Here is the house -- Hap-the-Happy-Hyphenator -- When Daniel went dancing -- I wrote this little poem -- School year extension -- I made a hat -- Bad Bertie Bartigan -- Recipe for disaster -- Our family picnic -- My Grandpa

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