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How to feel manly in a minivan, The Desperate Dad's Survival Guide, Craig Boreth

eng

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non fiction

How to feel manly in a minivan

Craig Boreth

The Desperate Dad's Survival Guide

How to abandon your entire existence -- How to reinforce the delusion that you're ready -- How to have sex for procreation : part 1 : preparation -- How to have sex for procreation : part 2 : doing the deed -- How a baby is like a pet or a college roommate -- Interesting "facts" you can say you read in a book -- How to react to the news -- Things to do the moment you find out she's pregnant -- How to be useless -- How to be useful -- How to help her get off the sauce -- Head on down to the big queasy -- How to avoid sympathy pains -- How to embrace the baby shower for fun and profit -- How to satisfy her every craving -- How to make sure you win the name game -- Getting fit for fatherhood -- Oy, your aching back -- How to avoid the new father 15 -- How to remain conscious during delivery -- How to accept that the first few weeks totally suck -- Things to never do after the baby arrives -- How to change diapers : the taming of the poo -- How to survive the crying game -- How to find everything funny (eventhe really gross stuff) -- How to relieve post pater depression -- How to become a zen master daddy -- How to tell pushy parents where to stick their advice -- How to maintain the illusion of control -- How to make sure the baby says "daddy" first -- Howto remain sane when flying with a baby -- How to protect your stuff (and the baby, too) -- How to see your wife as a MILF -- How to get that #%&%$ song out of your head -- How to use the baby to get away with just about anything -- How to feel manly in aminivan -- How to not blather on and on about your kid -- Epilogue: How to celebrate the kid's 1st birthday right