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In shining armor, Elliott James

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In shining armor

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Elliott James

This fairy godmother's got claws. When someone kidnaps the last surviving descendant of the Grandmaster of the Knights Templar, it's bad news. When the baby is the key to the tenuous alliance between a large werewolf pack and the knights, it's even worse news. They're at each other's throats before they've even begun to look for baby Constance. But whoever kidnapped Constance didn't count on one thing: she's also the goddaughter of John Charming. Modern-day descendant of a long line of famous dragon slayers, witch finders, and wrong righters. John may not have any experience being a parent, but someone is about to find out that he can be one mean mother ... IN SHINING ARMOR is the fourth novel in a series which gives a new twist to the Prince Charming tale. The first three novels are Charming, Daring, & Fearless. Short Fiction in the Pax Arcana world:Charmed I'm SureDon't Go Chasing WaterfallsPushing LuckSurreal EstateDog-GoneBulls Rush InTalking Dirty

Intro; TITLE PAGE; WELCOME; DEDICATION; EPIGRAPH; PART THE FIRST: BABY COME BACK; PROLOGUE; 1. OOOH BABY; 2. THE TRUTH, THE HOLE IN THE TRUTH, AND SOMETHING LIKE THE TRUTH; 3. ANNNNNND ACTION!; 4. SHE'S A HEARTBREAKER, ALL RIGHT; 5. COULD WE GET THAT ON TAPE?; 6. BY DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT; 7. LET'S NOT GET A HEAD OF OURSELVES; 8. THE FINE ART OF FLYING BLIND; 9. SPEAKING OF EVERYTHING HAVING A STRANGE NIGHTMARISH QUALITY; 10. LOCKER ROOM TALK; 11. TRY TO SEE IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE; 12. OFF GUARDS; 13. THE WORLD'S WORST KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE; 14. IN WHICH A LOT OF PEOPLE WET THEMSELVESPART THE SECOND: IN ONE FEAR AND OUT THE OTHER15. IS IT TWO DOOR, THREE DOOR, MORE DOOR, OR MORDOR?; 16. FUCK SOUP; 17. MAMA MIAHHHHHHGGHHH!; 18. DOUBLES, DOUBLES, TOILS AND TROUBLES; 19. THE GAME IS AFOOT. ALSO AHEAD. AND AFEMUR. AND I THINK THAT'S ASPLEEN; 20. SO, WE WEREN'T DEAD. WE WERE JUST IN CANADA; 21. RITE OF THE VALKYRIES; PART THE THIRD: YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU LIVE TO REGRET IT; 22. PROXY LADY; 23. EXCUSE ME, WAITER? THERE'S A GUY IN MY SOUP; 24. DEAD MEN BEHAVING BADLY; 25. SEE JOHN RUN; 26. A TRAIN OF THOUGHT; 27. COLD-BLOODED KILLERS28. YOU'D BETTER SHREK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF29. OUT OF HOT WATER AND INTO A HOT TUB; 30. BULLSHITTIN' ON THE DOCK OF THE BAY; 31. SHAKE THAT MONEYMAKER; 32. AS A MATTER OF FACTORY; 33. HOLY NO SENSE OF HUMOR, BATMAN!; 34. SCHOOLED; 35. ICE FOLLIES; 36. FROM BABD TO WORSE; 37. BLOOD WILL OUT; 38. PROBABLY NOT WHAT PEOPLE MEAN BY "POLICING YOURSELF"; 39. I'M GUESSING YOU HAVE A STRICT NO-RETURN POLICY; 40. BUT HUSH, I SMELL A RAT CLOSE BY; 41. GIVING TREE, MY ASS; 42. A VOICE TO DIE FOR; PART THE FOURTH: SCRY HARD; 43. AINE THAT A SHAME; 44. JUST THE TOO OF US45. OUT, OUT, DAMNED PLOT46. DEUS EX MACHINA; 47. AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY FOR AN INDETERMINATE PERIOD OF TIME AFTERWARD; ACKNOWLEDGMENTS; EXTRAS; MEET THE AUTHOR; A PREVIEW OF ""LEGEND HAS IT; A PREVIEW OF ""CHASING EMBERS; BY ELLIOTT JAMES; PRAISE FOR THE PAX ARCANA SERIES; ORBIT NEWSLETTER; TABLE OF CONTENTS; COPYRIGHT