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Five-finger discount, a crooked family history, Helene Stapinski

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Includes bibliographical references (pages [259]-260)

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Helene Stapinski

"On a summer night when she was five years old, Helene Stapinski watched out her kitchen window as her Grandpa Beansie was carted off to jail for the last time. Beansie (so nicknamed because he had stolen a crate of beans as a child) had spent the better part of that day in the Majestic Tavern, a dive bar on the ground floor of the Stapinskis' apartment building. As the afternoon wore on, Beansie's usual ranting turned mean. He flashed a loaded gun, "a silver .22 glowing in the light from the Yankee game on the tavern TV," and bragged to his drinking buddies that he had a bullet for each of his relatives living above the Majestic. But news traveled fast in the neighborhood, and before Beansie - a convicted murderer and armed robber - could stumble upstairs, the cops had him in handcuffs. The headline in the local newspaper the next day read Man Seized on Way to Kill 5 Children. As Stapinski writes, "Jersey City was a tough place to grow up, except I didn't know any better." In this unforgettable memoir, Stapinski tells the heartbreaking yet often hilarious story of growing up among swindlers, bookies, and crooks. With deadpan humor and obvious affection, she comes clean with the outrageous tales that have swirled around her relatives for decades, and recounts the epic drama and comedy of living in a household in which petty crime was a way of life. The dinner Helene's mother put on the table (often prime rib, lobster tail, and fancy cakes) was usually swiped from the cold-storage company where Helene's father worked. The soap and toothpaste in the bathroom were lifted from the local Colgate factory. The books on the family's shelves were smuggled out of a book-binding company in Aunt Mary Ann's oversize girdle (or taken by Grandpa Beansie from the "Free" Public Library). Uncle Henry did a booming business as the neighborhood bookie, cousins did jail time, and Great-Aunt Katie - who liked to take a shot of whiskey each morning to "clear her lungs" - was a ward leader in the notorious Jersey City political machine."--BOOK JACKET

a crooked family history

Majestic Memory -- Lucky Number -- No Soup for Supper -- Off the Truck -- The Machine -- Check Your Coat and Hat -- Lucky Strike -- Straw Katie -- Pennies from Heaven -- Bad Boy -- Gone Away -- Falling Star -- The Heights -- Through the Tunnel -- Ten Plagues -- On Trial -- Resurrection -- Valentine's Day -- No Filters -- Born Again